Medical Misadventures

I was at my doctor's office today and we were discussing, among other things, the sorts of tests I should start looking forward to now that I'm past 40, and which ones I can safely enjoy putting off until I'm over 50, and the question came down to the dreaded PSA test.

And I can't help imagining that when you go for that test, the doctor comes in and says "I'm not a doctor, I just play one on TV, but remember to talk to your kids about drugs. Before it's too late. The more you know."