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Y'know, as I slide slowly past "early 40s" and into "mid", every once in a while it's nice to recognize the problems associated with aging that I am not having...
Today, for instance, I've proven that I can still "get wood".
I just have to pay a guy $260 to deliver it.
I was going to say "And have my children around to help stack it", but if you're still stuck on the double entendre, that'd just be creepy.
Liam.
posted by Liam at 7/20/2008 12:15:00 PM
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Heard this one recently.
Q: What's the difference between unethical behavior and immoral behavior?
A: Unethical is sleeping with your best friend's girl.
Immoral is sleeping with your sister.
(It's actually a rather succinct statement of the difference if you think about it ... but for some reason, most people (including me) have a gut "ewwww!" reaction on first hearing.)
Thursday, July 24, 2008 12:57:00 PM
I always quite liked the old:
Q: What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: It's kinky when you use a chicken feather to tickle your partner erotically during sex. It's perverted when you use the whole chicken.
Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:35:00 PM
P.S. Sleeping with your sister? I thought that was just good familial relations.
(urp!)
I thought I could get through that without dry heaving. Guess not. ;-)
Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:36:00 PM
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