This is an offshoot of the original Liam & Janet blog. That blog has become overrun by Liam's inability to keep his mouth shut when something annoys him. The serious rants there seemed incongruous with the humor columns. The plan for the humor columns continues to be to post a new one every Friday, plus occasional extras when the mood strikes.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Blog Quickie...

Y'know, as I slide slowly past "early 40s" and into "mid", every once in a while it's nice to recognize the problems associated with aging that I am not having...

Today, for instance, I've proven that I can still "get wood".

I just have to pay a guy $260 to deliver it.

I was going to say "And have my children around to help stack it", but if you're still stuck on the double entendre, that'd just be creepy.



Blogger Ross said...

Heard this one recently.

Q: What's the difference between unethical behavior and immoral behavior?

A: Unethical is sleeping with your best friend's girl.
Immoral is sleeping with your sister.

(It's actually a rather succinct statement of the difference if you think about it ... but for some reason, most people (including me) have a gut "ewwww!" reaction on first hearing.)

Thursday, July 24, 2008 12:57:00 PM

Blogger Liam said...

I always quite liked the old:

Q: What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

A: It's kinky when you use a chicken feather to tickle your partner erotically during sex. It's perverted when you use the whole chicken.

Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:35:00 PM

Blogger Liam said...

P.S. Sleeping with your sister? I thought that was just good familial relations.


I thought I could get through that without dry heaving. Guess not. ;-)

Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:36:00 PM


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